catholicnun:

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hey babes 

THIS SITE IS AS BORING AS SHIT

LIKE I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU SLUTS ANYWAY

Q:How do you feel about someone who will sass the devil without fear? After all I'd already be going to hell.

Anonymous

SASSING THE DEVIL WITHOUT FEAR? IS THERE SUCH A THING?

I’LL REIGNITE THAT FEAR THEN

Q:HI!!!!

bunnysidenuts

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT 

Q:I'm in it for the weed, bro. :)

bloodybromance

FUCKING MARVELOUS

Q:And if I say it's only for the weed?

Anonymous

YOU ARE GUARANTEED A SPOT NEXT TO ME IN HELL BY NEXT WEEK

Q:But if I am willing, does that not mean I am granted access of hell, and it's perks, automatically? If not, how is it determined?

Anonymous

SO YOU JUST WANT TO COME TO HELL, LIKE, RN? I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN, BITCH. YOUR WILLINGNESS TO EXPERIENCE THE DIVINE PLEASURES OF HELL ARE MOST-WELCOMED.

YOU WILL GET A BROCHURE IN THE MAIL IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, DESCRIBING HELL’S BENEFIT PACKAGES.

I AM LOGGING OFF

SO LEAVE QUESTIONS AND SHIT IN MY ASK BOX

Q:And how will the selling of said soul work?

Anonymous

JUST DIE, BRO. ONCE YOU DO SAID ACTION, YOUR ~*~SOUL WILL LEVITATE TO THE HEAVENS, WHERE GOD AND I DELIBERATE WHETHER YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE. IF YOU’VE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY YOU GET TO PARTY AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL WITH HITLER IN HELL WITH ME.

IF YOU’VE BEEN NICE, YOU GET TO STAY WITH THE HIPPIES IN HEAVEN WHILST WEARING TOGAS, UGLY SANDALS, AND DRINKING GRAPE KOOL-AID.

YOUR CHOICE.